{"product_id":"dont-ask-me-for-life-advice-t-shirt-small-munsterlander-funny-tee","title":"Don't Ask Me For Life Advice","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor anyone whose real advisor has four legs and a feathered liver-and-white coat\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis bold, dry-humor design says exactly what every dog owner is thinking: \"Don't Ask Me For Life Advice. I Ask My Small Munsterlander.\" Paired with a simple, clean line illustration of a Small Munsterlander in a rich liver-brown outline, this shirt is a lighthearted, relatable statement piece for anyone who takes their cues from their dog more often than they'd like to admit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold, sarcastic saying that gets a laugh and a nod from fellow dog people\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean, minimalist Small Munsterlander illustration in a rich liver-brown outline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSimple, high-contrast typography that reads clearly at any distance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnderstated humor that isn't over-the-top or gimmicky\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA relatable design for anyone who trusts their dog's instincts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall Munsterlander owners and breed lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone with a dry sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasual, everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthday, holiday, or funny gifts for Munsterlander people\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of simple, typography-driven graphic tees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, garment-washed cotton with a relaxed, true-to-size unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable, long-lasting print that holds up wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable for easy care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in sizes S–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal artwork, designed and printed with care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry: low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dryclean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"NorthStar Bird Dogs","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Ivory","offer_id":67626061299806,"sku":"21243264258714171623","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67626061201502,"sku":"42443036646580791120","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Butter","offer_id":67626061234270,"sku":"13060401874815057622","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Bay","offer_id":67626061267038,"sku":"10478280320825927687","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ivory","offer_id":67626061430878,"sku":"54518327844460074675","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67626061332574,"sku":"35813579667682507248","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Butter","offer_id":67626061365342,"sku":"22767096761678562800","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Bay","offer_id":67626061398110,"sku":"21276031487381009358","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ivory","offer_id":67626061561950,"sku":"34380832624408401283","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67626061463646,"sku":"17743489493457428952","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Butter","offer_id":67626061496414,"sku":"19828038955392338727","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Bay","offer_id":67626061529182,"sku":"10048010763399552252","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ivory","offer_id":67626061693022,"sku":"75047943978366233863","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67626061594718,"sku":"18528004993853905932","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Butter","offer_id":67626061627486,"sku":"83379574709841093608","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Bay","offer_id":67626061660254,"sku":"32780391582014574731","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ivory","offer_id":67626061824094,"sku":"11359223380148037391","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67626061725790,"sku":"85782174345791751752","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Butter","offer_id":67626061758558,"sku":"21334464533718880726","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Bay","offer_id":67626061791326,"sku":"50475122534124583117","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Ivory","offer_id":67626061922398,"sku":"22456694977944493526","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67626061955166,"sku":"63951747897875277276","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Butter","offer_id":67626061889630,"sku":"25079944592629545488","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Bay","offer_id":67626061856862,"sku":"23743394030995706294","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/3402\/8894\/files\/20261005040753-1f1c0725-6bf4-6f88-8b78-9af246785ab2.png?v=1791176157","url":"https:\/\/northstarbirddogs.store\/products\/dont-ask-me-for-life-advice-t-shirt-small-munsterlander-funny-tee","provider":"NorthStar Bird Dogs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}